5. Shannon Elizabeth didn't win "Dancing With The Stars," but she won something even better -- true love! She and her partner Derek Hough are now living together. A source says Shannon doesn't like living alone and Derek was at her house all the time anyway, so it was no big deal for him to move his stuff in.

4. Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were back together in Miami this weekend. He flew back from NYC to spend two days with her, but this time they were more careful to avoid the paparazzi. At her request, John reportedly performed at the wrap party for Jennifer's movie "Marley & Me" last night.

3. A rep for Mischa Barton says those pictures of her dimply thighs were completely photo-shopped by an evil photographer just wanting to make some cash at her expense. The rep says "They've given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old. Look at the shots that were taken shortly before on a beach in Los Angeles. Did she develop all that cellulite in a couple of weeks?" But one newspaper is standing by their authenticity. The British "Daily Mail" says Mischa's nasty habit of smoking is one of the reasons for premature cellulite.

2. Suge Knight was knocked out cold outside a club in Hollywood last night. A witness says Suge was talking to this guy and it seemed friendly at first, but then Suge shouted, "I want my money!" Suge rushed the guy and then his posse started hitting and kicking him. The fight was broken up, but just as the guy who was taking the butt-kicking was standing up, he landed a right hook on Suge's jaw, and knocked him out for almost 3 minutes! His buddies had the wisdom to throw him in an SUV and take off. I'm sure he'll be in hiding for a while...

1. David Archuleta's dad has been banned from backstage at "American Idol." Jeff Archuleta isn't allowed at any more rehearsals since he demanded some of the lyrics from Sean Kingston's "Beautiful Girls" be inserted into David's rendition of Ben E. King's "Stand By Me" last week. The change cost the show additional song-clearance fees. Plus, sources say Jeff is just a big old pain in the butt, and the big wigs behind the scenes are just clearing the way to ease Dad out so they can take control of David's career. Jeff Archuleta has always denied that he's a "stage dad." He considers himself to be more of a "music consultant" for his son.